25 random things about me

1. I LOVE dipping fries in ice cream :)
2. I'm currently sick when writing this. Been coughing my lungs out for a month already and this is the only time I'm not feeling happy I'm losing weight.
3. I've been off the cancer sticks for 6 days and not even tempted to touch it.
4. Was the age when I first time made my own money. I sold lemonade, fruits, snacks... Until people at home found out why the kitchen was always empty.
5. Is my lucky number :)
6. I hate lizards. I think the world could be a better place without them. Fuck the terrorists, lizards must go to hell first!
7. People either love me or hate me. Been told to stop being sarcastic, but I can't help it since you're a moron.
8. I was just KIDDING!
9. I learned wushu and freestyle fighting for several years, until I find other indulgence in life: ALCOHOL... hahaha
10. I guess that explains my beer belly :P
11. But I don't like beer that much, though. I'm more of a wine and whiskey person. I think beer is only drinkable when you're very, very thirsty and it must be freezing cold.
12. I ever kicked men on the balls. I swear I will never do it again... uppercut is much more stylish.
13. I love sushi :)
14. I love cartoons, I crave for them and I will get a nervous breakdown if I don't get my daily dose of comic books.
15. I'm not an atheist, it's proved by the frequency of screaming God's name while I'm having sex
16. I hate house chores.
17. I can't drive :D
18. But my imaginary husband and kids never complain anyway.
19. I think the government should legalize weed.
20. Out of 3 people whom I wish they're dead, 2 has died of an illness and accident, 1 is still alive. I AM CREEPY.
21. I have very little sense of guilt.
22. But I think I'm quite of a loving person. Oh and I cuddle too :)
23. I break hearts.
24. I treasure friendship and honesty.
25. Yesterday I sneezed before I could close my nose. It wasn't a pretty sight.