If I were God

If I were God...
I'd be so pissed off with you, you're blaming me for all your troubles and misfortunes. Thinking that I'd been testing you... Next time use your fucking brain so terrible things won't happen to you again.

If I were God...
Do you really think I made all the natural disasters that has happened? Well fuck you, it's nature's reaction to your stupid actions you ungrateful pigs. The flood, the forest fire, the global warming... Do you really think I intend to destroy planet earth that I created?

If I were God...
I'd be so annoyed to be called like 5 times a day, or once every sunday, by 6 billions of people in this world just to hear their nonsense and complaints and praises just to know that they gonna do the same awful things the next day on purpose. Only do it if you really mean it. Don't play with me.

If I were God...
I'd be so angry because you lie and kill IN MY NAME. Since when do I allow you to commit crimes using my name as your foundation? Use your own fucking name you retards.

If I were God,
I wouldn't want you to shout out my names so many times in your political campaigns. Your greed for power and money has nothing to do with me.

If I were God...

But I'm not

So don't complain.